हेलमेट पहनने के फायदे

1 - सुरक्षित यात्रा।
2 - पुलिस परेशान नहीं करती।
3 - उधारी वाले नहीं पहचान पाते।
4 - गर्लफ्रेंड के मां-बाप- भाई नहीं पहचान पाते।
5 - गंजापन छुपा सकते हो।
6 - घर वापसी के समय उल्टा करके अालू -प्याज- टमाटर रख लो।
7 - चश्मे की कोई जरूरत नहीं।
8 - किसी को नमस्ते करने की जरूरत नहीं। क्यूंकि करोगे तो पहचानेगा नहीं।
9 - गाड़ी बिगड़ने पर उसे स्टूल बना लो।
10 - आपत्तिकाल में यमराज भी नहीं पहचान पाएगा और आपको छोड़ कर आगे बढ़ जाएगा ।

और कितने फायदा लोगे..?
कम से कम अब तो हेलमेट पहनो।

जनहित नहीं,
आपके हित में जारी।

केवल गुटखा थूकते समय ध्यान रखे।😉

Today's Joke

lo ho gay murgi dall barabar

dall=120 per kg
murgi = 120 kg

Good Evening

I'm Back......

Poetry style joke Love of an Old Couple in hindi

1 budha aya sath me 1 budhiya laya
Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
Pehle budhe ne khayaa
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
Fir budhiya ne khayaa
budhe ne pankha hilaya
Ye dekh k Waiter sharmayaa or usne farmaya
Aye Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya
Is pr budhe ne farmaya
'Jaani' tera sawal to nek hai
Pr hamare pas Daanto ka  sirf 1 hi set hai....................

A fantastic joke based on interview.

Officer : What Is Your Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir!
Officer : Tell Me Properly.
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir!
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir!
Officer : Your Native Place.
Candidate : M P. Sir!
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir!
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money ProblemSir.
Officer : Describe Your Personality.
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly.
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir.
Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go Now.
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : What Is It Now?
Candidate : My Performance.... ­?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture.
By-Mr B.K.Verma

POEM IN MEMORIES OF CHILDHOOD (HINDI)

EK BACHPAN KA JAMANA THA.
KHUSHIO KA KHAJANA THA.
CHAHAT THI CHAND KO PAANEE KI,DIL TITLIYON KA DIWANA THA.
KHABAR NA THI KVI SUBAH KI AUR NA HI SAAM KA THIKANA THA.
THAK HAR K AANA SCHOOL SE, PER BAHAR KHELNE V JANA THA.
DADI KI KAHANI THI,PARIO KA FASANA THA.
BARISH MAI KAGAJ KI NAAV THI,HAR MAUSAM SUHANA THA.
HAR KHEL MAI SAATHI THEY, HAR RISTA NIBHANA THA.
GAM KI JUBAN NA THI NA HI KHUSHION KA PAIMANA THA.
RONE KI WAJAH NA THI,NA HASNE KA BAHANA THA............
        AB NAHI RAHI WO JINDGI JAISA BACHPAN KA JAMANA THA,
                                    JAISA BACHPAN KA JAMANA THA,.
JAISA BACHPAN KA JAMANA THA.................

ROMANTIC QUOTE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT

‎"Night is longer than day for those who dream and day is longer than night for those who make their dream come true."
"I have scientifically concluded that without you my bed is just a bed. With you it's heaven."
"You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight."