A fantastic joke based on interview.

Officer : What Is Your Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir!
Officer : Tell Me Properly.
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir!
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir!
Officer : Your Native Place.
Candidate : M P. Sir!
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir!
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money ProblemSir.
Officer : Describe Your Personality.
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly.
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir.
Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go Now.
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : What Is It Now?
Candidate : My Performance.... ­?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture.
By-Mr B.K.Verma