Friday, 3 May 2013

Poetry style joke Love of an Old Couple in hindi


1 budha aya sath me 1 budhiya laya
Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
Pehle budhe ne khayaa
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
Fir budhiya ne khayaa
budhe ne pankha hilaya
Ye dekh k Waiter sharmayaa or usne farmaya
Aye Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya
Is pr budhe ne farmaya
'Jaani' tera sawal to nek hai
Pr hamare pas Daanto ka  sirf 1 hi set hai....................

A fantastic joke based on interview.


Officer : What Is Your Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir!
Officer : Tell Me Properly.
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir!
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir!
Officer : Your Native Place.
Candidate : M P. Sir!
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir!
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money ProblemSir.
Officer : Describe Your Personality.
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly.
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir.
Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go Now.
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : What Is It Now?
Candidate : My Performance.... ­?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture.
By-Mr B.K.Verma

POEM IN MEMORIES OF CHILDHOOD (HINDI)


EK BACHPAN KA JAMANA THA.
KHUSHIO KA KHAJANA THA.
CHAHAT THI CHAND KO PAANEE KI,DIL TITLIYON KA DIWANA THA.
KHABAR NA THI KVI SUBAH KI AUR NA HI SAAM KA THIKANA THA.
THAK HAR K AANA SCHOOL SE, PER BAHAR KHELNE V JANA THA.
DADI KI KAHANI THI,PARIO KA FASANA THA.
BARISH MAI KAGAJ KI NAAV THI,HAR MAUSAM SUHANA THA.
HAR KHEL MAI SAATHI THEY, HAR RISTA NIBHANA THA.
GAM KI JUBAN NA THI NA HI KHUSHION KA PAIMANA THA.
RONE KI WAJAH NA THI,NA HASNE KA BAHANA THA............
        AB NAHI RAHI WO JINDGI JAISA BACHPAN KA JAMANA THA,
                                    JAISA BACHPAN KA JAMANA THA,.
JAISA BACHPAN KA JAMANA THA.................

Monday, 11 March 2013

ROMANTIC QUOTE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT

‎"Night is longer than day for those who dream and day is longer than night for those who make their dream come true."
"I have scientifically concluded that without you my bed is just a bed. With you it's heaven."
"You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight."

Monday, 4 March 2013

SAMSUNG GALAXY GRAND


        NEW SAMSUNG GALAXY GRAND



GENERAL 2G Network GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900
3G Network HSDPA 850 / 1900 / 2100
  HSDPA 900 / 1900 / 2100
SIM Mini-SIM
Announced 2012, December
Status Coming soon. Exp. release 2013, Q1
BODY Dimensions 143.5 x 76.9 x 9.6 mm (5.65 x 3.03 x 0.38 in)
Weight 162 g (5.71 oz)
DISPLAY Type Capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Size 480 x 800 pixels, 5.0 inches (~187 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch Yes
  - TouchWiz UI
SOUND Alert types Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
3.5mm jack Yes
MEMORY Card slot microSD, up to 64 GB
Internal 8 GB, 1 GB RAM
DATA GPRS Yes
EDGE Yes
Speed HSDPA, 21 Mbps; HSUPA, 5.76 Mbps
WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band, Wi-Fi hotspot
Bluetooth Yes, v4.0 with A2DP, LE, EDR
USB Yes, microUSB v2.0
CAMERA Primary 8 MP, 3264x2448 pixels, autofocus, LED flash
Features Geo-tagging, touch focus, face and smile detection, image stabilization
Video Yes, 1080p@30fps
Secondary Yes, 2 MP
FEATURES OS Android OS, v4.1.2 (Jelly Bean)
CPU Dual-core 1.2 GHz
Sensors Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass
Messaging SMS(threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Mail, IM, RSS
Browser HTML5
Radio Stereo FM radio with RDS
GPS Yes, with A-GPS, support and GLONASS
Java Yes, via Java MIDP emulator
Colors Black, White
  - Active noise cancellation with dedicated mic
- SNS integration
- MP4/WMV/H.264/H.263 player
- MP3/WAV/eAAC+/AC3/FLAC player
- Organizer
- Image/video editor
- Document viewer
- Google Search, Maps, Gmail,
YouTube, Calendar, Google Talk, Picasa
- Voice memo/dial/commands
- Predictive text input
BATTERY Li-Ion 2100 mAh battery



ARRAY


Array is a collection of elements or index of same data type,identified by a single or common name.

Declearing an array.
-------------------------------
<Data type><Array Name>[Array Size]
EX.----
begin
  Numeric Num[3]
Display'Enter three nos'
accept i
if
arr[0]>arr[1]
arr[0]>arr[2]and
begin
Display arr[0]
Else if
arr[1]>arr[2]
arr[1]>arr[0]and
begin
Display arr[1]
Else
Displayarr[2]
end
end
end
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EX.-


begin
numeric arr[5],i,j
for(i=0;i<5;i++)
begin
Display'Enter a number'
accept arr[i]
end
for(j=0;j<5;j++)
begin
display arr[j]
end
end


Sunday, 20 January 2013

Accessing Data Anywhere



Working with skydrive
Step 1: Configure the skydrive
We need to follow these steps to configure SkyDrive application

1. Press the Windows key.
2. Click the SkyDrive  tile.
3. After a few moments, the Sign in with a Microsoft account screen is displayed.

4. Type the Microsoft account id, in the Email address text box.

5. Type the password,  in the Password text box.
6. Click the Sign in button. After a few moments, the home screen of the
account is displayed.

7. Press the Windows key.
8. Click the Desktop tile to view the Desktop.

9. Click the Windows Explorer icon on the taskbar.

10. Select the Documents node from the left pane.
11. Click the Home tab.
12. Click the New Folder button from the New group.
13. Type Your Docs, and then press the Enter key.
14. Double-click the Your Docs folder.
15. Click the Home tab.
16. Click the New item drop-down list, and then select Text Document.
17. Type schedule, and then press the Enter key.
18. Double-click the schedule text document, and then type the following lines:
Monday: New Town Hall`
Time: 14:00
Person to meet: Mark Peter
19. Press the Ctrl+S keys.
20. Close the schedule-Notepad window.
21. Close the Your Docs window.
22. Press the Windows key.
23. Click the SkyDrive tile.
24. Click the Documents tile.
25. Right-click anywhere on the empty screen, and then select Add from the contextual options
displayed at the bottom of the screen.
26. Click the your Docs tile.

27. Select the schedule text document, and then click the Add to SkyDrive button. After a few moments, the Documents folder on your SkyDrive is displayed.

28. Right-click anywhere on the empty screen to hide the contextual options.
29. Click the Back button at the top-left corner of the screen.
30. Close the your’s SkyDrive screen.
Step 2: Using the skydrive application

1. Open the Web browser.
2. Type www.hotmail.com in the address bar, and then press the Enter key. The home page of the Hotmail website is displayed.
3. Type the Microsoft id, such as someone@example.com in text box.
4. Type the password of your Microsoft Id, in the Password text box.
5. Click the Sign in button. After a few moments, the home page of your Microsoft account is displayed.

6. Click the SkyDrive link, which is at the top of the home page. The SkyDrive folder of your Microsoft account is displayed.

7. Click the Documents tile. Here, you can see that the file that you have created on your computer system is accessible from your Microsoft account, despite of the fact that which machine is being used by you.
8. Click the schedule text document. The contextual options are displayed at the bottom of the web browser.
9. Click the Save button. After a few moments, the file will get downloaded at your computer system. Once the file gets downloaded, the contextual options are displayed at the bottom of the Web browser.
10. Click the Open button. You can see the text of the document that you have entered in it.
11. Close the schedule text document.
12. Logout from your Microsoft account.
13. Press the Windows key.
14. Click the Internet Explorer tile.
15. Click the tile displaying the user at the top-right corner. A pop-up menu is displayed.
16. Select the Sign out option.
17. Close the Web browser